Sinuous Vermin
{3}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn’t monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
As long as this creature is monstrous, it has menace. (It can’t be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Disclaimer: This is a custom-made MTG proxy card and not tournament-legal.