Marauding Dreadship
Haste
When this Vehicle enters, incubate 2. (Create an Incubator token with two +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this token.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.)
Crew 2 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 2 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)
Disclaimer: This is a custom-made MTG proxy card and not tournament-legal.